Ethan's 18th featuring 17 years of lesbianism: A survival Guide

Ok so as many of you know it is Ethan Browne's fantabulous, orgasmic, super fantastic party for his 18th and Hannah Deacon's 17th ....... so I have decided to write a survival guide to ensure everyone has the best night possible :D

Rule 1: Bring alchomahol (spelt wrong purposefully :P) If you don't you'll be pretty damn sober for the night :/ And while everyone else is rolling around the floor laughing at the wall you really just won't get the joke :/ Warning: Not abiding by this rule may result in eventual friendlessness :/

Rule 2: Assuming your going to listen to rule 1......EAT BEFORE YOU COME. If you don't you can expect to be running around the house telling people you love them or playing brush with Paul by 8 o clock and will be really rather sick the next day :/

Rule 3: Don't be a mean drunk !!! Ther's nothing worse than spending the night with someone, having a brilliant time and then they turn around and bite your head off so..... BE NICE :P  Warning: Not abiding by this rule may also result in eventual friendlessness :/

Rule 4: DO NOT CALL THE GUARDS !! This is bad. Nough said :P For the 3rd time ........Warning: Not abiding by this rule may result in eventual friendlessness :/

Rule 5: Be really REALLY nice to Hannah and Etahan. This is for the obvious reason thats its their party !!!! If you do not they may have to bitch slap you untill you pass out :P Once again .......  Warning: Not abiding by this rule may result in eventual friendlessness :/

And finaly ......


Rule 6: Have fun !!!!!!!! For lots of you this is the last time to have fun before your forced to work your ass off for the next year untill the LC !!!!!! So go fuckin wild !! Drink twice your own body weight, have a quickie in Ethan's bed and if you felling really dangerous you could tell David, Chris and Paul that the Beatles suck !!! :O You'd be such a rebel :P See you all on Saturday !!!!!! :D