Shit, shit, SHIT !!!!!

This is for you Kirsty Kinsella :D

So Ok...... Teenagers of Ireland, its that time of year again when you just kinda freak...... Yep ........ ITS THE LAST WEEK OF AUGUST

So what does that mean ??!?!!??!

1. SCHOOL .......fuck :(
2. SCOIL........ Nuts :/
2. ECOLE..........Crap :O
4. SCHULE........ Shit o_O
5. 學校.......... Tits :,(

So anyway my basic point is ......... RUN FOR THE FUCKIN HILLS !!!!!

..Shall I tell you what you'll all soon be missing ???
.........Go ahead :D
.. Lie ins, beach, sun, FREEDOM, friends, Party's, staying up all night, 99s and basic Happiness
......... Thanks :/
.. Your welcome :D

So yeah basicaly say good bye to your joy :/  But on the plus side for alot of us this will be our last summer of secondary school :D After this year we'll basicaly be big frickin college-goin adults !!!!!! Wooo hoooo !!!!! All we have to do is get through the next year of misery and then we can really P-A-R-T-Y !!!!!! :D

So -------> This year ....... BLAHG
                   Next year WOO FUCKIN HOOO :D

 That is all ......... love you  !!!!!!

Ethan's 18th featuring 17 years of lesbianism: A survival Guide

Ok so as many of you know it is Ethan Browne's fantabulous, orgasmic, super fantastic party for his 18th and Hannah Deacon's 17th ....... so I have decided to write a survival guide to ensure everyone has the best night possible :D

Rule 1: Bring alchomahol (spelt wrong purposefully :P) If you don't you'll be pretty damn sober for the night :/ And while everyone else is rolling around the floor laughing at the wall you really just won't get the joke :/ Warning: Not abiding by this rule may result in eventual friendlessness :/

Rule 2: Assuming your going to listen to rule 1......EAT BEFORE YOU COME. If you don't you can expect to be running around the house telling people you love them or playing brush with Paul by 8 o clock and will be really rather sick the next day :/

Rule 3: Don't be a mean drunk !!! Ther's nothing worse than spending the night with someone, having a brilliant time and then they turn around and bite your head off so..... BE NICE :P  Warning: Not abiding by this rule may also result in eventual friendlessness :/

Rule 4: DO NOT CALL THE GUARDS !! This is bad. Nough said :P For the 3rd time ........Warning: Not abiding by this rule may result in eventual friendlessness :/

Rule 5: Be really REALLY nice to Hannah and Etahan. This is for the obvious reason thats its their party !!!! If you do not they may have to bitch slap you untill you pass out :P Once again .......  Warning: Not abiding by this rule may result in eventual friendlessness :/

And finaly ......


Rule 6: Have fun !!!!!!!! For lots of you this is the last time to have fun before your forced to work your ass off for the next year untill the LC !!!!!! So go fuckin wild !! Drink twice your own body weight, have a quickie in Ethan's bed and if you felling really dangerous you could tell David, Chris and Paul that the Beatles suck !!! :O You'd be such a rebel :P See you all on Saturday !!!!!! :D

The Mother Monster

This, for the dim wits out there who don't know who the Mother Monster is a Blog about the queen of freak, the empress of style, the viceroy of music, the one, the only ..... LADY GAGA :D

Ok so I kinda hated Lady Gaga till recentley :/ I took one look at all the Chavs falling in love with "Just Dance" and wreched......oh me and my judgmental ways....... but then came "Judas"....... ah "Judas" it took one listen and I was in love :)

Of course before I heard it I wasn't very happy :P Despite being really rather atheist I still felt undeniabley annoyed at the cheek of this Lady Gaga person stirring shit by naming a song after Judas Iscariot of all people !!!! Was she really such an attention seeker !?!?!?!? :P But upon hearing the song my reaction quickly changed to "Jesus Lady Gaga is acctualy quite inteligent !!"

So that is how I have gotten to my current Lady Gaga worshiping state. All because I opened my eyes to something I judged to quickly ( wow I just realised the story has a moral :D)

*Said in your beloved Granny's voice*
"So kids the moral of the story is........don't be so fuckin judgemental all your life, now get to bed before I beat you with me feckin walkin stick ya little shit"

Please Note: This is not a representation of my granny or an other woman above the age of 50 I may or may not know. It is instead a tired stereotype of a grumpy OAP

Anyway know that we've learned our lesson we can get back to the woman at hand Gaga...... She's such an inspirational force with anthems on freedom like "Born this way", "Dance in the Dark", "Bad Kids" and "Hair" who could help but love this mad New Yorker with a penchant fot wild styles.

 In the words of Stefani Germanotta "I just want to be myself and I want you to love me for who I am"